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Government Helps Record Number Of Americans Invest In Stock Market

NEW YORK - Politicians from both sides of the aisle hailed "another glorious victory in the advance of capitalism" as they passed a bold government initiative which promises to eliminate the last hurdles to universal participation in the thriving American market experiment.
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Thanks To The Supreme Court, I Can Finally Drop Out Of This Creepy Militia

The Supreme Court ruling on the right to bear arms brought relief to the tens of thousands of Americans participating in militia activities just for the gun-possession perks. (more...)
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Bill Gates Interview

Everyone knows he's the richest geek in the world. We all wonder why someone with so much money cuts his own hair. We're intrigued by the recent donation of 50 billion dollars by Warren Buffet to Gate's foundation. And of course there are the persistent rumours that he is evil and bent on world domination from his secret volcano lair outside Seattle. Nikolai finds out the answers to all these questions and more in this candid interview with world's greatest philanthropist: (more...)
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Guantanamo Bay To Be Moved To Bermuda Triangle

President Bush Pledges To Regain Lead In Carbon Emissions

Dozens Injured After Bad Meat Thrown At Them

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Olympic Mascots Save Stadium From Giant Phoenix

Celebrate John Howard's Legacy With Brainsnap

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Republicans Claim Affair Parity Following Edwards Admission

Obama's Patriotism Problem

Ron Paul Gets Mainstream Media Attention Dressed as Bear

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The Right to Profitable Speech

Barbie a Total Whore, Claims Ken

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Evil Knievel in Hell, Regretable Clerical Error says St. Peter

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Planets not in alignment for revolution

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Government Helps Record Number Of Americans Invest In Stock Market

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