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Obama's Patriotism Problem

Still no lapel pin!Still no lapel pin!In an effort to end doubts about his patriotism, Barack Obama denounced his former pastor and bowling team captain Jeremiah Wright, saying "I absolutely reject the worldview of Reverend Wright that holds the United States is not perfect. It's dangerous, and we can't afford to think like that."
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From Our Archive: 25 July 2004

Bush Reluctantly Agrees to Formation of Clone Army

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what appears to be an about face for the administration on genetic research, President Bush announced on Saturday that he had reluctantly authorized the use of cloning to make a 'sizeable army' for tomorrow's War on Terror. (more...)
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