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Introduction
Brainsnap is a revolutionary tabloid. Our contributors coined the term Reality Journalism, a new approach to presenting the news that strives to present the truth to readers, rather than fabrications on behalf of corporate interests. Only the facts are changed to preserve the truth at Brainsnap. Brainsnap Online consists of sections of 'reality news' that is even more reliable than Fox News, as well as eCards, stories, film reviews, Brainsnap Guides and blogs.

Definition of Brainsnap
1. Brainsnap (Australian colloq.): Behave or cause to behave irrationally and uncontrollably, with enthusiasm, excitement, fear, or madness. To lose one's temper.
2. An underground newspaper run by anti-corporate revolutionaries. see Brainsnap for more information.
3. A type of wildebeeste or gnu.

COMRADE BYRON

Chief Political Analyst and Press Liaison

Every time Comrade Che writes a bio of Comrade Byron, the venerable Comrade Byron deletes the paragraph. Comrade Byron has done this twice now. Comrade Che is always watching, however, and he sees all yet Comrade Che is forced, sadly, to write a third bio of Comrade Byron.

Comrade Byron meets all his deadlines. He is always punctual, makes plans and keeps them, keeps his friends up-to-date on his location and absolutely never goes on spontaneous camping trips without telling anybody.

Note: the picture of Comrade Byron has been reproduced courtesy of the CIA Watchbook in Langley, Virginia.

COMRADE NIKOLAI

Senior Editor

Very little has been said about Nikolai that has not already been denied several times by his lawyers in what, we must candidly admit, amount to nothing more than "show trials".

Some say that he has assumed the identity of a government bureaucrat in sub-tropical Australia, where he runs a cell of cream-pie throwing activists. He vigorously denounces the fat bourgeois layer that encrusts decent proletarian society but has no detectable political leanings. What is known is that he has given up much of his free, non-revolutionary time to teaching the elderly how to evade the authorities, and raising money to buy firearms for homeless American children.

Comrade Nikolai's finer qualities include panache, devastating understatement, a loathing of celebrities, and an iron-clad alibi for every occasion.

COMRADE CHE

Webmaster, Columnist, Agent Provocateur, Tea Boy

Sworn enemy of media-baron Rupert Murdoch, he has been arrested several times for throwing food at his arch-nemesis at private functions. In addition, Comrade Che has been detained at Australian consulates in Washington, London and Budapest for 'disturbing the peace' (or flinging meat pies at Mr Murdoch during Embassy parties). Each crime, committed technically on Australian soil, amounted to little more than his being released the following day. The reason for this is due to a combination of his sweet nature, the unpopularity of Mr Murdoch in Australian diplomatic and cultural circles, as well as the excellent quality of Comrade Che's meat pies.

Che might very well be an exceptionally well-organized anarchist. In addition, he is wiley, cunning and above all resourceful. Just ask him.

Contacting Brainsnap

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Submitting stories
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