The Central Intelligence Agency acknowledged a top-secret project with McDonald's in the '60s as part of the release of its 'Family Jewels' documents summarizing past extralegal activities. The goal of the project, code-named MCULTRA, was to develop a psychologically devastating hamburger for the fast food chain.

In the mad rush to make politically correct denunciations of Don Imus, journalists and celebrities have neglected the beneficial role such talk has in society. As unpopular as it may be, Brainsnap must stand up for certain rights. In this instance, it is the ability to rake in cash by offending folks that is under attack.

SUNNYDALE, CA - Famous female icon Barbie has been slammed in a book by ex-boyfriend Ken, who describes the celebrity as "a total whore."

Secret to network's reporting methods exposed. A former FOX News executive has divulged details about how FOX maintains its high level of accuracy, it has been revealed.

OXFORD, England - Leading authorities on 19th century art movements, particularly the Decadents movement, held a press conference today to confirm that Pete Doherty is running out of time to die.

Our admirers over at The Onion have been paying homage to us once again. We've compiled a list of recent coincidences

As Sunday's final episode of 'Survivor: Cook Islands' ended with Yul Kwon as Sole Survivor, CBS lost no time announcing plans for the fourteenth season of its hit show.

"This time around, we're going to ratchet up the drama with the most realistic game ever," promised Ned Hale, the network's publicist. "'Survivor: Baghdad' is going to blur the lines between reality and entertainment like never before. The stakes will be really high. We think this'll make for great drama."