We enjoy your emails dear readers, but they can so often be boring. Telling us how great we are is nice and strokes our egos and pointing out our puncutation errors is certainly educational, but we long for letters with real bite.

However, one email recently was really well worth reading. And we have published it unedited for your enjoyment and social betterment. We do apologise for the swearing (young people these days!!) However we enjoy it's sincerity and unique style.

We would appreciate it if you use this as a guide when drafting future emails to us:

"What the fuck d'you
mean africa celebrates that bitch angelina baby and that asshole brad motherfucka dude.
Dont u have any thing better to tell the world about africa? What kind of genes exists in
your demented brain to manufacture such sickening, appalling and disgusting jokes about
africa?
hasnt she suffered enough through your biased, lousy and often times racist reporting? If
africa and africans wasnt on the map to ridicule at the slightest opportunity, just where
the fuck would u derive your crazy stories from? Do you ever report about those starving
white motherfuckers and homeless, penniless,
lice infested yobos on your gun infested, whore thirsty streets? Do you ever fish out the
cripples, beggars, sightless mothers in your society?
Will you STOP ridiculing africa because its a tired story. AND STOP IT NOW, YOU LOSERS.
The angelina son of a bitch is a plain, stupid white kid like millions of black african
kids born the same day. And if africa and africans were that debased, the couple would
have given their stupid birth in your glorified white society. Proud african says."