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WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A thirty-seven year old man has been taken into police custody after going on a rampage with a stapler in the busy staff offices of Victoria University in Wellington. It is alleged that the suspect assaulted twenty fellow staff and faculty workers in an attack following a dispute over office feng shui.

WASHINGTON, DC - International terrorist and underworld Kingpin Keyser Söze is believed to be working with terrorist groups in Iran and Iraq, U.S. officials announced today.

Tony Blair and John Howard, Britain and Australia’s respective Prime Ministers have become involved in a spectacular display of fisticuffs during a state dinner in London. Witnesses told Brainsnap the dispute initially developed from a conversation over cricket (always a touchy topic between the two nations), but had evolved into a fully fledged argument over which Prime Minister had been the best deputy sheriff to George Bush, and finally a punch up over who George liked best.

OXFORD, England - Leading authorities on 19th century art movements, particularly the Decadents movement, held a press conference today to confirm that Pete Doherty is running out of time to die.

AUSTIN, Texas - A Texan firm has secured a major contract to supply three hundred electric chairs to Iraq, it was revealed today.