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Olympic Mascots Save Stadium From Giant Phoenix
by Byron Kent, Sun. 24 Aug 2008
Phoenix. Fuwa. Fight!The Beijing Olympics came to a dramatic close with an unexpected aerial battle over the National Stadium just prior to the closing ceremonies.
Celebrate John Howard's Legacy With Brainsnap
by Byron Kent, Wed. 28 Nov 2007
Commemorate the electoral defeat of Australia's beloved prime minister in unique Brainsnap fashion. Begin your collection of our 'Dimwits of Democracy' coin set today!
Bush proposes fighting global warming with nuclear winter
by Byron Kent, Fri. 8 Jun 2007"Simple, elegant, cost-effective."
New Zealand Man Goes On Spree With Stapler
by Comrade Che, Tue. 24 Apr 2007WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A thirty-seven year old man has been taken into police custody after going on a rampage with a stapler in the busy staff offices of Victoria University in Wellington. It is alleged that the suspect assaulted twenty fellow staff and faculty workers in an attack following a dispute over office feng shui.
Keyser Söze Now Working With Al-Qaeda
by Comrade Che, Tue. 30 Jan 2007WASHINGTON, DC - International terrorist and underworld Kingpin Keyser Söze is believed to be working with terrorist groups in Iran and Iraq, U.S. officials announced today.
International Dispute Over Who Loves America Most
by Nikolai Stephens, Mon. 29 Jan 2007Tony Blair and John Howard, Britain and Australia’s respective Prime Ministers have become involved in a spectacular display of fisticuffs during a state dinner in London. Witnesses told Brainsnap the dispute initially developed from a conversation over cricket (always a touchy topic between the two nations), but had evolved into a fully fledged argument over which Prime Minister had been the best deputy sheriff to George Bush, and finally a punch up over who George liked best.
Pete Doherty Running Out of Time to Die, Say Experts
by Comrade Che, Thu. 25 Jan 2007OXFORD, England - Leading authorities on 19th century art movements, particularly the Decadents movement, held a press conference today to confirm that Pete Doherty is running out of time to die.