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ambridge, MA - An anonymous syndicate has purchased Brainsnap.com. Speaking at a press conference earlier today, syndicate spokesperson Mandy Moore announced, "Brainsnap News will remain commited to objective and unbiased news reporting. We are confident we can match the high standards of impartial journalism of our rivals at other networks."

"In recent months, Brainsnap News has been accused of being infiltrated by liberal journalists," says editor Byron Kent.

"Nothing could be further from the truth. In our struggle to be fair and unbiased we've often put ourselves at risk of such accusations. We're as objective as any of the best, from CNN to Fox News, and we're just as confident that we can retain our editorial independence."

Brainsnap News was founded in 2002. Based in Boston, Brainsnap News has offices in Philadelphia and Brisbane, Australia.