WASHINGTON, DC - Embattled Attorney-General Alberto Gonzales has admitted to being unable to recall details of this morning's breakfast.

"I don't recall," he told reporters in response to questions about his alleged choice of pancakes over waffles.

For years now Gonzales, or "Fredo" as he has been nicknamed by president Bush in reference to his counterpart in The Godfather II, has struggled to recall day-to-day facts ranging from what he had for breakfast or where he last saw his favorite tie to the basics of constitutional law.

More Republican senators are calling for Gonzales to resign as Democrats prepare a no-confidence vote in the Attorney General's powers of memory.

A White House spokesman termed the measure "a meaningless political act" against the Attorney General's brain. Gonzales, he claimed, should not be expected to remember random bits of obscure historical trivia, like the Geneva Convention, the meaning of Habeas Corpus or the long gone era of international respect for the United States.