The nation's drug companies think it's only fair that they are compensated for the traces of pharmaceuticals that find their way into water supplies across the United States.

We regret to inform loyal Brainsnap readers that our staff astrologer's predictions of the imminent overthrow of the repressive plutocracy now seem to be in error.

The premature appearance of Santa Clauses at shopping malls throughout North America is an indicator of ecological disruption, according to a number of prominent scientists.

ORLANDO, FL - NASA has announced plans to stage an elaborate recreation of the historic first moon landing in 1969. Speaking from the Kennedy Space Center, a senior spokesperson has revealed that the agency plans to "go all-out this time".

NEW YORK, NY - Linguists studying the speech patterns of actor Sean Connery have made a breakthrough that could explain the origins of the celebrity's notorious speech impediment.

LAS VEGAS, NV - Just days after French surgeons stole headlines by performing the world's first zero-gravity operation, a Las Vegas surgeon has performed the first breast augmentation in low orbit.

BOSTON, MA - New evidence suggests that the differences between heterosexual and homosexual adults are much less than suspected.