Back in April, we published two feature stories covering this week's Rumsfeld resignation. We were, therefore, not entirely accurate in our reporting.

This was highly remiss on our part and we will try not to do it again. We at Brainsnap are committed to accuracy in our reporting but sometimes, in our haste to report the truth, we get slightly ahead of ourselves. Sometimes, as was the case with this issue, we can be off as much as seven months.

Once again, one of our Senior Editors was sloppy. Comrade Byron has been duly reprimanded. Skin graft techniques have advanced significantly over the past ten years and he expects to be reporting back to work in six to eight weeks.

Please feel free to send him a card, and remember, to err is human but punishment meted out with the assistance of a rusted cheese grater can be more effective than forgiveness, no matter how divine.

The Articles

• Rumsfeld quits. Somewhat premature, but otherwise accurate.
• Rumsfeld Resigns. In which is detailed the personality clashes of high-stakes Scrabble.