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A word from our CEO
You may have noticed the new appearance of Brainsnap News.
The strong, more revolutionary design follows the recent acquisition of Brainsnap by a major media conglomerate. This marks the second time in the company's history that such a change of hands has taken place.
"Brainsnap is part of the fast-paced world of big media, and with its proven record of delivering high-quality content, we expect it to experience its share of mergers and takeovers," the Editor announced to a press conference yesterday. "No matter what our corporate structure looks like, Brainsnap remains committed to bringing the revolution to the masses, providing essential news for informed citizens, and maintaining a steady revenue stream for our shareholders.
"In conclusion I'd like to say - Mr Murdoch, you missed your chance again. Don't wait until it's too late, comrade."
Brainsnap has emerged as a respectable force within the young field of reality journalism.

The new management wishes to stress that the recent staff purges were necessitated by an insidious liberal bias that had been detected in Brainsnap's reporting. Brainsnap is committed to fair and unbiased journalism.
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