Our admirers over at The Onion have been paying homage to us once again. We've compiled a list of recent coincidences

Back in April, we published two feature stories covering this week's Rumsfeld resignation. We were, therefore, not entirely accurate in our reporting.

By now the more perceptive among our readers will have noticed Brainsnap's new look. Why the change? Money of course! Exhaustive focus groups have pinpointed a suitably profitable target audience: the lunatic fringe.

The Editors at Brainsnap would like to formally apologize to Fox News for any hurt, emotional distress or injury sustained by last weeks article, What are We Waiting For? Let's Trash Iran. Comrade Byron has been under a lot of strain recently; we won't trouble our readers with his private emotional mishaps, but his ex-girlfriend is threatening to go back to him and so you could imagine how worried we are on his behalf.

Nonetheless, it is inexcusable that good Comrade Byron should shamelessly reproduce entire chunks of Fox News Editorials from their web site.

A group of extremely insecure and depraved individuals have accused Brainsnap of falsifying sources in order to attract readers. As any discerning, intelligent person knows, such allegations are completely without justification.

At Brainsnap we follow the strictest journalistic ethics in our work, meticulously researching our subject matter and overcoming extraordinary challenges to ensure that our sources are accurate and knowledgeable. In the past we have interviewed such luminaries as Jesus Christ, Satan, God, Pope Jean Paul II, Allah and Donald Rumsfeld. Our inside sources in Washington, Heaven (both Christian and Islamic), Hell and elsewhere are impeccable.

The editorial staff at Brainsnap would like reiterate that our publication has no link to or interest in Rupert Murdoch's Newsmedia Group.

The owners and editorial staff of Brainsnap deny any plans to take over Rupert Murdoch's Newsmedia company, which owns the Fox Network, UK Sky and a large number of television stations and newspaper and magazine publications across the globe.